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When raccoons fall through your ceiling: DUCK YOUR HEAD! Also, give them some candy. They like candy.
Or you could just give me the candy. That works too.
::sigh::
Dude, when the raccoons are still falling through the ceiling after one, two days tops it's not a charming surprise anymore:
(1) They've got squatters' rights. Move out.
(2) They start eating all your favorite snacks and belting down your champagne. Then, they get drunk and belligerent and start complaining about the "possum problem."
Call the roofers. Call animal control. Save yourself.
He clearly has better things to do than amuse us.
::sob::
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