Naw. No way. OH NO. It can't be. Did somebody deface that pirate flag? 'cause a soul of a pirate is made up of: 50% grog, 35% stealy meany plans, and 10% bloodthirsty revenge.* Watch out for yourself, Mr. StuckComb!
*The remaining 5% is an urge to wear poofy shirts, a fondness for manicures--even the pirates with just hooks get 'em--and an interest in Prevention magazine!
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Fanny pirate?
This blog is quite rude these days. I'm offended.
::waits::
Not convincing? GODDAMMIT!
This blog is quite rude these days. I'm offended.
::waits::
Not convincing? GODDAMMIT!
This blog is quite rude these days. I'm offended.
::waits::
Not convincing? GODDAMMIT!
This blog is quite rude these days. I'm offended.
::waits::
Not convincing? GODDAMMIT!
This blog is quite rude these days. I'm offended.
::waits::
Not convincing? GODDAMMIT!
This blog is quite rude these days. I'm offended.
::waits::
Not convincing? GODDAMMIT!
This blog is quite rude these days. I'm offended.
::waits::
Not convincing? GODDAMMIT!
Naw. No way. OH NO. It can't be. Did somebody deface that pirate flag? 'cause a soul of a pirate is made up of: 50% grog, 35% stealy meany plans, and 10% bloodthirsty revenge.* Watch out for yourself, Mr. StuckComb!
*The remaining 5% is an urge to wear poofy shirts, a fondness for manicures--even the pirates with just hooks get 'em--and an interest in Prevention magazine!
::yawn::
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