Make sure to wipe the counter afterwards, huh.
Hey, is that Fred?
Whoever he is, he's cute!
No dude, that ain't me
That's not me.
Rita! Are you hitting on another Coon?
IMPOSTER!!!
Yer all insane but me.
I've been framed.
omg, yer all so immature. pass the cheese?
I'm afraid this is a cheese-free zone.
Watch out Fred!
No cheese?! I'm outta here.
There better be Coon treats here...
Rarrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr rararrrrrrrrr
No bears allowed!! Get!
The Bears are taking over!!
Damn dirty bears!
Is there room for me? I realize I'm not native but...I'm cute.
Ooooh I dunno...possums. Hmmm.
The invitation said "Raccoons only"...what is the deal?
::flop::
Hey, who let the fish in?
Oooh! A fish! Excuse me, just have to wash my paws...
Oh sorry, that's my snack...
BILLY!? Are you a bear in disguise?? Fess up, please.
We're gonna raise the roof!
Excuse me, I'm looking for the blog about not being Oprah?
Dear Gerald:I've never seen such a tall raccoon before.Or one with spots.
Dear Rocky,You're not fooling anyone with that tailSincerely,Gerald
Dear Gerald:Are those nose stitches real?Love,Rocky
Did someone mention me?
Dear Stitchy McNose:No.Love,Rocky
No, I think they were talking about me
Hey, anyone dare me to swing off that flag pole? I bet it'd be cool.
Dear Nosey McSnitch:No.Love,Rocky
oooh nooooooo, don't do. Oh I'm scared::tinkles in coon pants::
Hi,I'm looking for some bowling shoes. Can any of you help?Thanks!
Ow, my paws hurt now.
With or without tassles?
Dibs on that french fry!!
::faints::::tinkles again::
I'm fishing for retards
NACO, of course.
There's no such thing as a retarded raccoon.
Rarr?
ummmm...Look! OMG I have a mask::chases tail::
We stand corrected.
Ok, party's over! Everyone to Hoagy's door. He has TREATS!
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Make sure to wipe the counter afterwards, huh.
Hey, is that Fred?
Whoever he is, he's cute!
No dude, that ain't me
That's not me.
Rita! Are you hitting on another Coon?
IMPOSTER!!!
Yer all insane but me.
I've been framed.
omg, yer all so immature.
pass the cheese?
I'm afraid this is a cheese-free zone.
Watch out Fred!
No cheese?! I'm outta here.
There better be Coon treats here...
Rarrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr rararrrrrrrrr
No bears allowed!! Get!
The Bears are taking over!!
Damn dirty bears!
Is there room for me? I realize I'm not native but...I'm cute.
Ooooh I dunno...possums. Hmmm.
The invitation said "Raccoons only"...what is the deal?
::flop::
Hey, who let the fish in?
Oooh! A fish! Excuse me, just have to wash my paws...
Oh sorry, that's my snack...
BILLY!? Are you a bear in disguise?? Fess up, please.
We're gonna raise the roof!
Excuse me, I'm looking for the blog about not being Oprah?
Dear Gerald:
I've never seen such a tall raccoon before.
Or one with spots.
Dear Rocky,
You're not fooling anyone with that tail
Sincerely,
Gerald
Dear Gerald:
Are those nose stitches real?
Love,
Rocky
Did someone mention me?
Dear Stitchy McNose:
No.
Love,
Rocky
No, I think they were talking about me
Hey, anyone dare me to swing off that flag pole? I bet it'd be cool.
Dear Nosey McSnitch:
No.
Love,
Rocky
oooh nooooooo, don't do. Oh I'm scared
::tinkles in coon pants::
Hi,
I'm looking for some bowling shoes. Can any of you help?
Thanks!
Ow, my paws hurt now.
With or without tassles?
Dibs on that french fry!!
::faints::
::tinkles again::
I'm fishing for retards
NACO, of course.
There's no such thing as a retarded raccoon.
Rarr?
ummmm...Look! OMG I have a mask
::chases tail::
We stand corrected.
Ok, party's over! Everyone to Hoagy's door. He has TREATS!
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